If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys






trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike


are we allowed to ask WHY THIS PHOTO EXISTS?

Might have something to do with this.

This is the best link ever

what did I just …


when i was a kid i was running through an airport with my mom, who was carrying my sisters and a bag, to try to catch our next flight and i was lagging behind, pulling my little carry-on behind me, and my mom turns round and yells ‘What do you have in there, ROCKS??’ and i just stop in the middle of this airport and give her this look


bc i had this small, modest rock collection that i kept in a shoebox that i took everywhere with me, including on this trip 




Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that



the more you know

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I wasn’t lying

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This is not a photograph of lovers, this is a 400 year old marble statue of Pluto and Proserpina

Bernini was only 23 years old when he completed this.

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